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What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher. 10 points POST Well isn't that sweet! 0 The Cowboy Joke History While there's no official story of when and how cowboy jokes originated, we dare to say they're as old as the Wild West itself. After all, once a cowboy was no rarity, but rather a very common-place occurrence.
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1. What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher. 2. Why do cowboys always ride horses? Because they're far too heavy to carry! 3. Why did everybody think the cowboy was so funny? Because he was always horsing around. 4. What do you call a frog who has the lifelong dream of being a cowboy? You call him a Hopalong Cassidy! 5.
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Ain't no rodeo clown that can keep me off you, baby. Ain't nothing in the whole wide world like a Southern Girl. How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the cowboy and you can be my horse, that way I get to ride you all day! I bet your father was a good farmer, because you one fine hoe. Happy trails to you, till we meet again.
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Cowboy Jokes - 108 Hilarious Cowboy Jokes Cowboy Jokes A Montana cowboy was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud toward him.
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1 Darling, I want to alligate you up through my lasso. COPY 1 Hey dear, I am a champion, but I can ride last up to sex (6) seconds. COPY 1 I can give you all night unstoppable ride of my horse. COPY 2 You want my gun to put in your hostler. 0 I hope you have a good balance cause you'll be riding all night bareback. 3
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Handpicked to spur on laughter, these wild western witticisms are perfect for sharing with family and friends. So, saddle up and get ready to knock on the doors of humor and laughter. And remember, when it comes to cowboy jokes, the funnier the knock-knock, the better the guffaw! 47. Knock!
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Two cowboys are lost in a desert. One cowboy sees a tree full of bacon and shouts, "It's a bacon tree; we're saved!". He runs toward the tree and gets shot. It wasn't a bacon tree. It was a hambush. A cowboy is riding on his horse in a desert. Suddenly, he sees a man lying down with his ear to the ground.
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Two cowboys are lost in a desert. One cowboy sees a tree full of bacon and shouts, "It's a bacon tree; we're saved!"He runs toward the tree and gets shot. It wasn't a bacon tree. It was a hambush. How did the cowboy react when he bought a new yo-yo? He simply said, "Well, this ain't my first yo-yo".
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Are you attending a country themed event as cowboy or cowgirl? Use these "western" pick up lines to help you start out the conversation in a country based event setting such as a country music festival, a cowboy party, or any other western related events such as movie showings.
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Read the following cowboy jokes for a good laugh. The best cowboy jokes to make you laugh. 1. What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher. 2. What did the cowboy and his girlfriend do on Valentine's Day? They had a cattle-light dinner. 3. What did the cowboy say when his dog ran away? Doggone it. 4. What does a cat cowboy say? Meow-dy.
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A three-legged dog walked into the saloon and said, "I'm alookin' fer the man what shot my paw!". I want to sing with the cactus and see your beauty shine across the desert, my dear cowgirl. This golden sunshine makes your beauty become more radiant than ever, my beloved cowgirl.
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150 Cowboy Jokes. Yee-haw, saddle up, and get ready to lasso a whole bunch of laughter as we embark on a wild ride through the realm of cowboy jokes! Cowboys have long captured our imaginations with their rugged charm, love for the open range, and their unique way of life. From the dusty trails to the cattle drives, these frontier folks have.
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City boys got pickup lines. Country boys got pickup trucks. Come on now, ride your cowboy. Country girls do it with their boots on! Are you a cowgirl? Because I can see you riding me. Cowboy up! Don't flatter yourself cowboy. I was staring at your truck. Don't worry ladies that isn't a pistol in my pocket. Get ready, little lady.
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Jack Napier Updated October 19, 2023 17.6K votes 10.1K voters 149.6K views Over 10.1K Ranker voters have come together to rank this list of Jokes for Cowboys Voting Rules Vote up any funny joke that will make cowboys laugh Well howdy pardners, we hope ya'll are havin' a rip roarin' time out there on the range.
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Horse Theft. This cowboy rides into town one day and stops at the saloon for a drink. The locals in the saloon have a nasty habit of picking on strangers, which of course the cowboy was. After he finishes his drink, the cowboy goes outside only to find his horse has been stolen. So he goes back into the bar, flips his gun into the air, catches.